(Frodo and Rosie are sneaking towards The Faculty lounge, for a cover story for the school paper. Frodo is having doubts)
ROSIE: (Walking quickly) So Frodo, anything remotely interesting?
FRODO: (Trying to keep up) We found something weird, some kind of Organism in Biology today. It's Bizarre, really bizarre... it could be a new species!
ROSIE: ooh, let me race to the stands for that issue. (sarcastic)
FRODO: Wha- why do you rag on me so much, what did I do?
ROSIE: Nothing, it's just your a mouthy little hobbit, there's one of you lurking in every school. Now come in... (Reaches Faculty Door and goes in)
FRODO: Hey- hey we can't go in there!
ROSIE: Frodo chill (pulls him inside) Now lets see if we can find anything.
(They start going through the cupboards)
FRODO: Hey (Holds up bottle of liquor)
ROSIE: Nah, we beat on Treelong's alcoholism last year.
FRODO: (Disappointed) Fine...
ROSIE: Candy spray? (Finds packs and packs of it in the cupboard) Lots of it? Wow. Addiction!
FRODO: Candy Spray!?
ROSIE: What?
FRODO: Uh- nothing.
(They keep looking)
ROSIE: Wow, look at the latest fashion! (Retrieves a pair of very thick glasses out of a cupboard) Who's old pair is this? Well this may not be the best story but-
FRODO: (Rolls eyes) You can be such a-
ROSIE: (Stops and faces him) What.
FRODO: (Looks up) Pretty cool hobbit when you're not being a first class grade A bitch.
ROSIE: You hitting on me Frodo?
FRODO: Looks down again) No I- no! I just think you can be cool... sometimes... this not being one of them.
ROSIE: (Smiles at him) Hm.
FRODO: (Smiles to, but then hears teachers coming along.) Quick!
(They both get onto the table and clamber into the cupboards. They can see through a gap in the bottom, where the cupboards have been poorly installed. Coach Broadfoot and Ms. Dunédain come in. They head to the cupboard and take the tops off of the candy sprays and drink the sour things one by one. The hobbits cringe in disgust. Just then, Nurse Andúín appears.)
NURSE: You still hear? I thought I was the only person left... (puts on glasses and sits down) There are not enough glasses in this world...
(She has an addiction to glasses? The Coach and Ms. Dunédain look at each other and then head towards her, holding their arms out like zombies.)
NURSE: Wha- what are you doing?
(They don't stop)
NURSE: Um- AAAAAAHHH!!!!
(The coach holds his arm out and a little starfish creature shoots out of it *like webs do with Spiderman*. It wraps itself around her arm and disappears.)
NURSE: No! Stop! You don't know what you're doing!
(They don't stop heading towards her. Coach goes round the back and just reaches her arms and ties them together. Ms. Dunédain watches Nurse Andúín, then nods. Coach releases her and she turns round, and her eyes are blazing blue. Both hobbits gasp in fright at her, but then she returns to normal; but it's too late. They heard them. The coach goes to the cupboards, and one by one opens them, until he gets to Frodo's one)
COACH: (Open)
FRODO: Roar! (Sticks a candy spray in his eye and jumps out and runs towards the door.)
ROSIE: Roar! (Jumps out, pushing Ms. Dunédain as she goes, but the Nurse pounces towards her and grabs her ankle, making funny noises.)
NURSE: Gar!
ROSIE: FRODO! FRODO! (terrified. Struggles to get away)
FRODO: Hold on! (Runs back and drags Rosie away as the Nurse loses her grip.)
ROSIE: Run! Run! (They both run down the corridors, but soon come face to face with Principal Antifreeze)
PRINCIPAL: What is this? No running in the corridors...
FRODO: (quickly) Coach Broadfoot and Ms. Dunédain attacked Nurse Andúin!
ROSIE: It's true! It's tru!
PRINCIPAL: What? What is going on here?
ROSIE: Oh f**k...
FRODO: Rosie RUN!
(They run out but Rosie is in such a hurry she pushes Frodo off the steps)
FRODO: Ah! Rosie WAIT!
(She disappears. Frodo gets up and starts running back to his hobbit hole. But will Bilbo believe him?)
