ALOHA!!! (On the 4th of December 2002 at 20:35 hours)
First of all, you know I posted this thing...
Elijah Wood said he was thinking about shaving his head hair off. NO ONE LET HIM!!! (Cackle)
Well... HE F**KING DID IT!!! SH*T OMIGOD SH*T SH*T SH*T f**k him F**K HIM!!!!! SON OF A BYTCH!!!!
He should have at least CONSULTED ME first! OK, I calm now. Me very very...
F**K HIM DAMN HIM TO HIS F**KING HELL SH*T I HATE HIM I HATE HIM SO F**KING MUCH I'LL THROW HIM OFF A F**KING TROLLEY AND HE CAN SMASH THAT F**KING HEAD OF HIS ON A SKATEBOARD (And then I can 'tend to him' and wrap his head in bandages until his hair grows back... hehe)
Hello ya it's Jazzi's birthday soon so you can all gaily say happy birthday to her in gailic (get it?! oh forget it!)
Still remembering Lily...
Here's Luci's site again. She's doing really great with it; don't you luv her new layout? It took her ages!
I welcome you to visit the Elijah Wood site where you can ALWAYS read up on his head hair to see if it's growing or not. D'you know what I'm gonna keep a tally of how long it takes to grow his hair back to a suitable length. I damn well hope it grows quick for his sake.
Chat room has been very successful! And so has the tag board. Thanks for making it successful (All the usual but a couple of new people) Luci, Cameleon, NJ, RJ, MD, oh yeah and AmyArwen (thanks for visiting the tag-board!) etc.
Yummay... here they are.
1. Orlando Bloom (Another 'Mr. Cheekbones' (Name given by Mr. Billy Boyd himself). Nicely cute. Triangle haircut; not good. But STILL!!)
2. Chris Masterson (Francis in 'Malcolm in the Middle'? Yay!)
3. Elijah Wood (STEADILY risen from top spot to third place as you know why...)
Ha!
And also, I wish to share this list with you.
EVIL LAUGHS:
1. Bwahaha...
2. Muhahaha...
3. Mwahahaha...
4. Hoohoohahaha... (Luci invented this one without realising it)
5. Nahaha...
6. Bahaha...
7. nyahahaha...
8. nang nang... (Sound Orli's jaw will make in The Calcium Kid)
Oh and try a new way of surfing- type random words between www. and .com. Great site called:
and
BWAHAHAAAAA!!!!
(AND AGAIN....)
Heath Ledger is the ugliest group of disorganised molecules ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!! (SOOOOO unlike Orlando, who's DAMN FINE. And Riley, who's DAMN fine. And Chris-boy, who's DAMN fine!) HIS HAIR IS LOPSIDED! (Like Orlando's, but Orlando's new LHH (Lopsided Hobbit Haircut) for Our Sunshine is 'nicely cute' BWAHAHAHA!!!! Against Orli, Heath Ledger looks like a MONSTROUS DERANGED LARD OF AN INHUMANE CHEMICAL ACIDIC SUBSTANCE-Y ew!!! ALL DEFORMED/MUTATED LIKE!!! No where NEAR perfection like our pretty ORLI/RILEY/CHRIS MUHAHAHAAA!!!
Wonderful wisdom-y words that I wish to keep there... excellent... that is as far as my wisdom goes.
And please watch the Ice Storm. Elijah DIES (REVENGE!!) and slides down the road when he's been dead harhahar. Great comedy.
(Haha)
Omigod... he must grow the hair back... THINK... (Mr. W-like thinking. INSIDE JOKE muhaha)
Go to frodoandsam.net where you can also read up on Mishter Frodo'sh hair. Joan Rivers Fashion Police? Per-lease. Lij looked soooo much better (WITH HIS HAIR GODDAMMIT!!) THEN than he WAS made out to be let me just change that. "I thought HE thought he looked cute..." ??? WHAT THE DARN HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT MORON!! Aaaaaaanyway...
P.S. IN YOUR FACE!! On www.amiannoyingornot.com, I am only MODERATELY annoying... and 34% of all votes think ORLANDO BLOOM'S ANNOYING... evil bytches... and 23% last thought Chris Masterson was annoying... and 237% thought Elijah was annoying but I think I've changed that to 100% BY NOW because he IS and I HATE HIM SO MUCH IT HURTS MY EYES! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!
(Ya know I would post a picture of him without hair but believe it or not I want to keep my homepage moderately TIDY)
Till next time...
Rebecca the Savage Arachnid
