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Hi, this is one of my 'spare time' ones.  Enjoy!

 
Confessions of a... Titanic Character
It's not what it seems...
 

YOU'D THINK THAT IT WAS JUST AN INNOCENT FILM, WOULDN'T YOU? YESSSS... WELL WE TAKE AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES AND FIND OUT WHAT REALLY GOES ON...
 

Confessions of A Titanic Character

Think you know what REALLY goes on behind the scenes? Think again...

JACK: Me and Rose practiced our spitting scenes actually on the decks, not over the boat. We had competitions to see who could spit on the most people. She even spat on her mother and still didnt care, nasty cow.

MOLLY: At dinner- when Jack joined us for dinner, he put caviar up his nose as a joke, and asked the waiter which spoon he should use to get it out. He thought it was funny until he couldn't get it out!

ROSE: When I had to practice my suicide attempt, I accidently slipped and was left hanging there by my dress. Jack pretended he didn't see me and went home- and left me there for the night! It's not very comfortable hanging upside down by your dress you know. They found my in a right state the morning after, and Jack said he didn't know anything about it, the ugly bastard!

JACK: Rose said she hated the on-screen snogs and she began to eat garlic breakfast, lunch and dinner! She said it was to ward off evil spirits and directed that comment at me. I mean, its not like I'm a witch and- oh. I get it.

 

CAL: I mean its not like Rose and me didn't uh... offset, she done it with every man, the extras, the director, the choreographer- she'd practically done every man that had ever been on set by the time wed finished filming!

 

COSTUME DESIGN: Rose was never happy with her dresses. She always wanted them to be more low-cut. God, she held me at knife point and demanded I make the neckline lower you know! In the end she made her dresses more low-cut herself, thats why they all look so lop sided in the film, and thats why she looks so lopsided too.

 

EXTRA: They had an argument just before the final scene, where Jack dies. Rose was so mad that during filming she practically threw Jack under the water and held him down there! I mean, its not like that wasn't the real Jack, he even insisted on playing dead! Well, that's how most of the cast liked it...

 

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