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11 Forelithe in Shire Reckoning, 9.00am

Found Rosie in a state of confusion and smudged lipstick asleep at the kitchen table. I know I didnt do anything last night... T'was an early night for me last night... Rosie disappeared before hand. She did not say anything. Suspect she went out. After all, Bag End is not far from the Green Dragon. Anyway, have not been feeling myself lately. I feel I am delirious with fever, yet I feel fine. ????

11.00pm

Have arranged picnic with Pippin because Merry was out last night getting plastered and cannot come. Before we went he put something under Lothos door. Am not sure what. Keep hearing myself saying things that I do not realise. Found some sweets in the high cupboard today. They are very refreshing. Cannot let Pippin have onethey are MIIIINE!!! Also secretly took a little vodka out with me. Hope Pippin does not mind.

1.00pm

Pippin jumped in the dirty big river! One where Green Dragon dumps its rubbish! As if that was not enough, he also took the sandwiches in with him! Favourite sandwiches made by Mr. Frodo! Could have been saved if that Fool of a Took had not dried them off with towel! He keeps muttering something about sunburn!

2.00pm

Am distraught. Pippin has ruined the sandwiches! Told him that he murdered them and hes gone all funny now. Keeps saying he witnessed their ugly deaths or something. ??? Will go home back to Rosie and Mr. Frodo. Feel something of a fever. Pippin seems worried. Do not know why.

3.00pm

Whole Shire is in uproar. The darn Lobelia and Lotho have made statements about some threat to them. Something being shoved under their door or something. Frodo has been made suspect! Ha! Hope he gets sorted.

6.00pm

He is out right now. Frodo I mean. Where? Said something about secret birthday party away from the likes of me. Wondering what he meant. Hope he is having good time.

7.00pm

Rosie is acting very, very weird. Keeps talking about children. Wonder what she means. Found more sweets. Need MORE!!

8.00pm

Lotho knocked. Asked for a Brandybuck. There are no Brandybucks here. Then asked for a Baggins. Which Baggins, I said? That dratted Baggins living here, he said. Theres no one named Dratted Baggins, I said. Goodbye, I said and shut the door. He deserved it anyway.

Going to bed. Taken some vodka with me. Steadies nerves, if you know what I mean.  Goodbye!