Have been travelling all night.  Am very tired.  Legolas does not like me anymore.  He won't talk to me.  Al I did was chat and suggest something naughtty that we could do with his bow then- oh.  I see the error in my actions.  Will apologise to Legolas, and say I had had too much ale.

Met Merry while he was taking a walk.  Merry is looking very pretty today.  I wonder what perfume he uses? Will all go and cheer up Frodo today.  It's his birthday, and we may have to go for traditional nice men only bar crawl.  Did I say 'Nice men only'? Oops.  Merry has just retorted that he doesn't wear any perfume.  I could've sworn he does...

Have met Frodo along with Legolas and Merry, and have gone to rowday bar crawl.  Will go to various pubs around the Shire.  See how far we can get.  merry once ended up underneath Brandaywine Bridge for some reason.  Aw... he was a wet hobbit (but not that kind of wet hobbit).

Are at 'The Hungry Hobbit'.  All have started drinking.  This should be an evening to remember.

Merry has come over for a friendly chat. Legolas has been doing belly dancing for hours. He should get down from table now. It's not a good turn on- did I say that?

Am beginning to find Merry very attractive.  Am combing hair on his feet.  He seems to like it.

Just had manly hug with Merry in men's toilets.  'Tis very comforting. 

Ordered another drink after little kiss on the lips with Merry.  Bwahaha.  Think I'm drunk.  Hope I remember this.

Have gone back to Merry's house.  Am planning to stay the night.  Legolas can stay in guest room.  You naughty dwarf you >:)

Can hear Legolas coming in now. Have to quieten down. NEVER MESS WITH A HOBBIT AND A DWARF, that's what I say.

Am extremely busy right now. Cannot talk.  Goodnight.