It's Frodo's birthday today. May go and see how he is later on. Apparently, his hobbit relatives might go to see him, according to Pippin. Last time I saw them... god they are just awful. Theyre all half blind, old, and they spoil Frodo. One of them picked him up and held him until she had to leave, and that was about two days. Frodo was in more shock than during the War of the Ring!

Met Legolas and Gimli while taking a walk. Legolas is going to see Frodo too. Frodo says Pippin is lying, because his hobit relatives live in Bree and Bree has been barred off, anyone going out or in, because there is some trouble down there. Something like a riot during the Annual Hobbit Chess competition. Dunno.

Have met Frodo along with Legolas and Gimli and have dragged him off to a rowdy Bar Crawl. Can't say he wont enjoy it. "Lets all go get pissed", I remember him saying yesterday. I hope he meant it.

Are at The Hungry Hobbit. Frodo has finally ordered a drink. He said he wanted to not end up as drunk as we did last time. Possibly started crying into beer I think. He's a little scared of what he's capable of when he's drunk now.

Gimli has come over for a friendly chat. Legolas has been doing belly dancing for hours. He should get down from table now. Has put a very revealing shirt thing on.

Am beginning to find Gimli very attractive he looks very cute. Am plaiting braids for him. He seems to like it. Think he likes me too.

Just had manly hugging fest with Gimli in toilets.  Aw.  Nice chap.

Ordered another drink after passionate snog with Gimli. Legolas and Frodo are going to another bar. We are staying here.

Have invited Gimli back to mine. Are hoping to stay the night. Ooh you frisky hobbit.

Can hear Legolas coming in now. Have to quieten down in bedroom. NEVER MESS WITH A HOBBIT AND A DWARF.

Are very busy now. Can't talk. Goodnight!