Have been riding from Mirkwood all night, to go and celebrate Fros birthday, maybe to cheer him up. Ever since that first March 14 hes always been depressed, poor hobbit. May decide to go on drinking binge once again. Gimli has been following me. Can't get him to go. Thinks we are more than just friends. Why, the other day he suggested something to do with my bow in spare time. Did not appreciate that at all. He thinks we are in some kind of relationship. Will not have this kind of behaviour. Will talk to him later. May possibly have to flee from his angry axe: why he personifies it I'll never know.

Met Merry on the way. Have decided to catch some z's at his hole for a while. Gimli insists on coming. Will have to shove an arrow somewhere painful very soon. Possibly Horn of Gondor, if I can get hold of it. He does not like Horn of Gondor anyway.

Frodo, Merry, Gimli and I are going on bar crawl around Shire. Will stop at The Hungry Hobbit first. Then possibly onto the Prancing Pony. Do not know. Are walking down Bywater to find pub.

Am getting very drunk. Gimli is tempting me to dance on table. Will do!

Dancing on a table... what's that thing that they do? Belly dancing? Will try to lure Giml. Think he likes it already. To hell, I LOVE HIM!

Have headache... ah what? (drunkenly) Gimli's coming onto Merry! Why did I saaaay I loved him just now? I don't! And wait- Merry likes it! What- whats he doing with my arrow? Stop it! STOP IT!

Frodo is drunk and happy. Thank god. Last time, I think he started sobbing into his beer. Should not have let him blow Horn of Gondor *NOT rude* then.  It made such a loud noise, he got scared and starting running around wailing that he was going to die.

Cannot walk in a straight line, cannot write properlyyyy... walking to next bar with fellow mates. Merry and Gimli are off snogging somewhere. Perhaps will leave them at bar while Frodo and me go to the one near the old forest.

Frodo is feeling sick, but he keeps drinking. Have got stomache ache. Think maybe due to bet from Frodo of putting shortbread biscuits and lemons into vodka and drinking it. Was quite nice actually.

Frodo just threw up while ordering another drink. Go him! He doesn't seem to care that much; he keeps drinking. He went outside to puke and took a beer or too with him! He just throws and and off he goes!Attempted to throw cold beer over him to snap out of it, but he just tried to drink some off of the floor. Weird hobbit. May be fun drinking off of floor though

Why am I wearing a dress? Maybe due to fine elf barmaid who said dresses were quite a turn on. Dont know if she was thinking about men. Did see her flirting with other woman bar maid. DO not like this. It is a possibility...? Can't bear it. Going home.

Have gone back to Merrys hobbit hole. Have not seen him yet, but can hear unsightly noises coming from bedroom. Am going to bed. Goodnight.

Just caught a glimpse of Gimli coming out of bedroom. Must have helped Merry home. Oh well.