11 Forelithe in Shire Reckoning 9.30am
Woke up today, to find Rosie sleeping in my bed next to me. Cant think why. Maybe Sam broke her back because hes too heavy for it. Strangely down remember anything that happened last night. Possibly could have been knocked out by one of Pippins mushrooms. Why he has throwing one round on a string yesterday Ill never know. Before he was reading how to attract hobbits. Why does it say throw mushrooms? Am 35 today. Managed to translate hobbit years into human years. Apparently Im 21 in human years. Still young!
1.00pm
Have met up with Legolas, Gimli and Merry. Are going on a drinking binge. I cant remember the last time we went on that of a drinking binge: maybe I was so drunk I couldn't remember.
3.00pm
Am not drunk just yet. However, Legolas is. Hes attempting to do belly dancing. He keeps singing something like 'I have a butt like granite, so don't stop me there', or something like that. Am a little wary of him right now. Gimli has persuaded Merry to do his beard up in little plaits. Think that Gimli is coming onto him.
5.00pm
I think I'm drunk I has a headache... ah... what am I writing?
7.00pm
YEAH! WICKED DAMMIT! I LOVE DRINK! I LOVE DRINK!
9.00pm
Feel a little sick... oh well onto the next bar!
11.00pm
Think I may be too drunk... oh dear...
11.10pm
Dammit- just threw up! Think I might have to go home. And why is Legolas in a dress?
12.00pm
Am home. Still feel sick. Maybe have to puke a little more...
1.00pm
Eurgh... Rosie is talking about things like... 'drunk hobbits are so damn sexy' or something. She is is my bed still, due to he broken one I think. She keeps saying 'come to bed, you naughty hobbit' or something. I will soon, I am feeling a little tired.
2.00pm
Why is Rosie's hand on my...?
