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I watched Deep Impact a couple of nights ago, then I just thought- Hey why not write a little story!

Nice Impact!

LEO: Quick! Get on!

SARAH: NO!

SARAHS MOM: Take the baby! (Gives her the baby)

MOM AND DAD: Goodbye!!!!!!!!!!!!

(cry)

(Motorbike speeds away)

LEO: Wow, that wasnt hard!

SARAH: Thank god. Do you know what its like trying to pretend you dont want to go, and having to sit in a really hot car with your freakin parents in your FACE?

LEO: Do you know how hard it was to find you?

SARAH: Well not hard considering I put a banner up in the back window saying HELP- GET LEO on it, huh?

LEO: Did you?

SARAH: Dont tell me you didnt see it?!!

LEO: Hey its hard enough keeping these eyes looking GOOD, let alone seeing with them!

SARAH: Well sooooorrrrry! (Silence. Comet goes past)

LEO: Nice special effect.

SARAH: Yeah- (Lets go of baby accidently. It goes flying behind) Whoops! Dropped the baby! Stop!

LEO: Sorry its too late now!

SARAH: Well you try hold a bloody baby on a motorbike!

LEO: Why dont you try driving a freakin' motorbike with a f**king girl hanging on you from behind?

SARAH: Hey! (Pause as they hear great big crash)

LEO: Was that our cue to drive up the hill?

SARAH: I think we had to go up the hill when they shouted 'now!' about 5 minutes ago.

LEO: You didnt TELL ME! Holy shit! (Starts to drive up hill very fast)

SARAH: (Shouts above noise) SLOW DOWN!

LEO: (Shouts from behind)WOULD YOU!? (Manage to get to top of the hill as soon as great big tidal wave is heading over. Leo stands at top shouting)

LEO: HA! Im invincible! (Tidal wave stops about 4 feet in front of him)

SARAH: Look! Theres my mum! (Sees her floating face down) Hi mum!

LEO: NO! THERES MY GOLDFISH! (Cries as goldfish gets washed up at his feet. He sinks to the ground)

SARAH: Your goldfish? Oh how awful!

LEO: He was my best friend- wait a minute- thats your goldfish! HAHAHAHAHA!

SARAH: Bye bye goldfish! Have a nice time in that fish bowl up in the sky! (Quite happy)

LEO: Your goldfish died and youre not crying?

SARAH: No reason to be! Anyway, only sissies cry.

LEO: I was not crying! There was just some sea water in my eye- watch that wave!

SARAH: (Gets engulfed in water and is dragged off by current) NOOOO!!! LEO!!!

LEO: Have a nice time! (cackles evilly and eyes go red)

Written by ME and only ME.